Joke: Two Ladies talking in Heaven! LMAO

PEPPYTWO@aol.com wrote:

Subject: Two Ladies talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead,I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened ?

2nd woman:I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer we'd both still be alive!
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Comment: My Big Sister Linda Lopez sends me some crack-up ROFL Emails. This is one of them. Sometimes when I am pre-occupied with some hard core current news events she will send me a crazy off the wall joke or something that helps lighten up my day. She is a blessing in other ways too. After my Mother died, she became kind of the Mother of the family, especially for my younger Brother Bobby. Plus, she just has a good way about her and is a no-nonsense kind of person when it comes to realities. ~Peta