Rely to Big SIs: Simple Home Remedies......

5-11-2008 @10:05 AM

Hola Hermana Linda ~

The below gave me a chuckle... then I have a wry sense of humor. I will pass it on to my clever friends..For us, smile! ~Love, Your Brother Peter

P.S. And Happy Mother's Day to all our Mothers wherever they may be!

PEPPYTWO@aol.com wrote:

 

 Subject: Simple Home Remedies

 

 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup

 of boiling water down your throat. The blockage will

 instantly remove itself.

 

 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by

 getting someone else to hold while you chop.

 

 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the

 toilet seat by using the sink.

 

 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut

 yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing

 the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

 

 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,

 will prevent you from rolling over and going back to

 sleep after you hit the snooze button.

 

 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of

 laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

 

 7. You only need two tools in life - WD40 and Duct

 Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If

 it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

 

 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to

 know them.

 

 Thought for the day: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.

 THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A

 SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.

 

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